Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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