people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
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i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
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No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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