All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
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He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
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I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
its liver damage thursday
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