Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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