only if we run a train.
done.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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