speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
then he tried to convert me to islam
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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