I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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