No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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