batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
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Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
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I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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