I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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