You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
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great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
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You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
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You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
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