Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
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I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
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My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
I currently don't understand fingers.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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