Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
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Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
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Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time