Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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