How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
please come you make the beer taste better
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
organizing the empties. That sober.
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We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
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Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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