The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
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