I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
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i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
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From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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