but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
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hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
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Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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