Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
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p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
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I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
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