can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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