It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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