Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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