it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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