batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
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Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
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its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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