please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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