I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
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