I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
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I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
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Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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