I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
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I need you to use more vowels.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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