M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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