No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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