Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
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Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
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I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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