It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I had to cum in my sink.
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