If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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