i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
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You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
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I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
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