thus making me awesome and them whores
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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