I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
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I've ID'd the nipple biter.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
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You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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