We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
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She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
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It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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