Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
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