I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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