do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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