your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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