I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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