whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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