I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Randomize