i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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