At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize