I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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