Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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