i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Randomize
