I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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