I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
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She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
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Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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