I just threw up on my dentist
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
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That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
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I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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