This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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